translation: "quick dissolving office"

guy: i just passed the dumpster but there's no address "8". ah, address 8, building 4, further past the sign. ah, i see it.

(notice the ghetto "8" on the dumpster)

later on when he's in the office:

guy: excuse me? i'm looking for insurance in accordance with OSAGO (mandatory russian auto insurance law).

everyone bails.

don't want a problem with OSAGO? buy a policy from a reliable company.

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