U.K. boy becomes father at 13, newspaper says

seriously i don't know what else to say. this is just ridiculous. RIDICULOUS YOU HEAR ME!?!?! that kid is a freaking piece of coconut i tell you. same goes to his parents. and how am i suppose to have kids now that adolescents know how to do it?! heeh haah hooh (that's me trying to b-r-e-a-t-h-e) that's it i'm gonna stop here. this is too much for my fragile heart to take. gdbye and may you ponder over this.