BEST FRIEND FOREVER

bloody hell lah i tell you. i visited the toilet 5 times to poop on sat, (3 times in 2 hours) until my butthole became damn sore. then on sun, i kept farting like wtf? and the kind of farts is like the sumpah kuat and sumpah busok kind. ok much like my dad's farts but i don't want to fart like my dad ok! most of the farts occured at night, starting from 10 pm. and i kept farting like every 15 mins. i am not kidding. i named it the Brutal Farting Assault, cause my elder sis was really unfortunate as she was sitting beside me and eventhough i ran all the way to the door to fart, the smell somehow followed me back and she got the brunt of it. haha. tui pu chi sis. and right now, suffering from period cramps. *bangs head on table*